“Small and saggy, should I even worry about a bra today?”

You have a lot of reasons to worry about your “tits”, because they are ugly, but you don’t have a reason to worry about a bra – not today, not ever. Your tits are too small to require one, and since they are already saggy, they won’t need a bra to help them keep their shape for the future.

Your tits are small, saggy and ridiculous – you should be ashamed of yourself for even considering wearing a bra.