In the last post, you could already read about the embarrassing story how this Latina’s crush found out that she is stuffing her bras with socks.
Now, it’s time to see her naked tits exposed and judge whether the stuffing was needed. Spoiler alert: it was – but the small size is not the only shortcoming of her boobs.
“My boyfriend looked at me and said: watch what I can do with her tits”
But before making fun of her ugly tits, let’s laugh about an embarrassing threesome experience that she had. Let’s hear about it in her own words:
I had a threesome with my ex and a hot blonde girl. She tried to make me suck my own boobs, but I couldn’t reach them with my tongue. She then took her shirt and bra off and I could see her naked boobs. At first I was embarrassed because of how big and symmetrical they were. Up to this point, I didn’t think anyone had symmetrical boobs in real life because I had only known my own, asymmetrical ones.
– Flatty 74
It’s really entertaining to read about how this flatty was actually presumptuous enough to think that every girl and woman had tits as ugly and inadequate as hers. Being forced to realize that there are indeed more than enough women with real, beautiful tits, while having a threesome, is a hilarious remedy, however.
Let’s read about what her boyfriend continued to do:
My boyfriend looked at me and said “watch what I can do with her” and shoved his face in between her tits with his tongue out. I was just looking down because I am flat and ugly and asymmetrical. My boyfriend then said “come eat her ass while I fuck her” and then that’s when I got included in their threesome.
– Flatty 74
This poor flatty must have been completely mortified. Her own boyfriend was making out with a hot girl with perfect tits, while she was just standing there, comparing her own, hideous body with this bombshell.
Do you think the humiliating writing on her tits is accurate? Share your thoughts
After having laughed about her embarrassing threesome experience, let’s take a closer look at this flatty’s flat chest.
Her tits are not just way too small. They are too small to different degrees. I ordered her to write the appropriate descriptions on both of her “tits”.
I think the writing is quite accurate. One “tit” is small and ugly. And the other one is even smaller, and even uglier.
The difference in size only accentuates how much she is lacking compared to a real woman.
The weird, outward-pointing angle, the sagginess at only 21, and her oversized areola don’t help her case and make her tits even uglier. She truly has a chest to be ashamed of, according to the official tit-rating criteria.
As always: share your thoughts and insults in the comments.
Lol.
Her “bigger” (aka less small) Boob is definitely not pretty but at least you can call that one a tit. A small, saggy and ugly tit, but at least a tit.
Speaking of the even smaller one: Definitely not a tit.
That’s what i call an AOC. Areola Only Chest.
No man will ever be aroused by seeing an AOC…
I like that acronym!
I wasn’t expecting much from the previous post, but I’m still disappointed by her ugly and small tits. hahahaha
The small one is somehow even saggier ahahahaa
uneven tits
So saggy and ugly..
Never met a Cyclops tit before congratulations.
Hahaha
A lot of focus her is – rightfully – on her small, misshapen tits. But it’s the botanically oversized areola that are really getting me. Like, when I first scrolled to her picture I audibly snorted when I noticed her areola—they’re at least 3x bigger than they should be to be proportionate to her tiny size. Coupled with the asymmetry and the shocking lack of firmness at such a young age, I almost have to wonder if something is genetically wrong with her. These breasts aren’t just embarrassing, they’re a sign that something appears deeply, fundamentally off with her.