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74 – Until her threesome, this flatty thought that everyone has ugly, asymmetrical boobs (part 2)

This flatty’s tits are not just small, they also have different sizes and ugly areola

In the last post, you could already read about the embarrassing story how this Latina’s crush found out that she is stuffing her bras with socks.

Now, it’s time to see her naked tits exposed and judge whether the stuffing was needed. Spoiler alert: it was – but the small size is not the only shortcoming of her boobs.

“My boyfriend looked at me and said: watch what I can do with her tits”

From this angle it is beyond obvious that her tits have fatal short-comings and are tiny and ugly

But before making fun of her ugly tits, let’s laugh about an embarrassing threesome experience that she had. Let’s hear about it in her own words:

I had a threesome with my ex and a hot blonde girl. She tried to make me suck my own boobs, but I couldn’t reach them with my tongue. She then took her shirt and bra off and I could see her naked boobs. At first I was embarrassed because of how big and symmetrical they were. Up to this point, I didn’t think anyone had symmetrical boobs in real life because I had only known my own, asymmetrical ones.

– Flatty 74

It’s really entertaining to read about how this flatty was actually presumptuous enough to think that every girl and woman had tits as ugly and inadequate as hers. Being forced to realize that there are indeed more than enough women with real, beautiful tits, while having a threesome, is a hilarious remedy, however.

Let’s read about what her boyfriend continued to do:

My boyfriend looked at me and said “watch what I can do with her” and shoved his face in between her tits with his tongue out. I was just looking down because I am flat and ugly and asymmetrical. My boyfriend then said “come eat her ass while I fuck her” and then that’s when I got included in their threesome.

– Flatty 74

This poor flatty must have been completely mortified. Her own boyfriend was making out with a hot girl with perfect tits, while she was just standing there, comparing her own, hideous body with this bombshell.

Find out how you, too, can get exposed if your tits are as small and ugly as hers

Do you think the humiliating writing on her tits is accurate? Share your thoughts

Her tits have so many shortcomings that it’s hard to list them all

After having laughed about her embarrassing threesome experience, let’s take a closer look at this flatty’s flat chest.

Her tits are not just way too small. They are too small to different degrees. I ordered her to write the appropriate descriptions on both of her “tits”.

I think the writing is quite accurate. One “tit” is small and ugly. And the other one is even smaller, and even uglier.

The difference in size only accentuates how much she is lacking compared to a real woman.

The weird, outward-pointing angle, the sagginess at only 21, and her oversized areola don’t help her case and make her tits even uglier. She truly has a chest to be ashamed of, according to the official tit-rating criteria.

As always: share your thoughts and insults in the comments.