The only thing even more pathetic than having no tits is getting caught while trying to fake having tits.
And yet, it’s always good if wannabe-women get caught stuffing their bras, wearing push-up bras or otherwise pretending to be someone they are not: it saves men from disappointment when they watch them undress.
Fortunately, this flatty got caught. Let’s find out more about her humiliating experience below.
“Most of my Latina girl friends had huge mommy milkers and I had to use padded bras”
How old are you and what is your bra size?
“I am 21 years old. I don’t know my bra size. I only wear sports bras because my boobs are asymmetrical.”
When was the first time you realized your “tits” are smaller than they should be?
“I am Mexican and I was raised in a Hispanic community. By the 7-9th grade, I saw that most of my Latina girl friends had huge mommy milkers – and if not, they at least had decent-sized boobs. I would know that they weren’t just using pads because their tits would jiggle and bounce up and down. I had to use padded bras which at least made my boobs look big, but they still didn’t bounce or jiggle.”
“He said haha you’re stuffing your bra”
Time to find out about the time she got caught stuffing her bra. Let’s hear about this traumatizing experience in her own words:
There was a time where this kid that I had a crush on and I were making out. He tried to squeeze my boobs and it was just all hard and not squishy and he asked me “what is that?” I acted defensively and I tried to brush it off as nothing, but he realized what was going on and just aid “Haha you’re stuffing your bra, I can see it”. I was wearing a cheap, black top that you could see through due to the sun. No one had ever told me that it is visible until he called me out.– Flatty 74
It’ s hard to tell what must have been more humiliating for this poor, inadequate flatty. Was it the fact that is was her crush that realized she is stuffing her bras? Was it that he laughed at her? Or was it the fact that many others must have realized it before but no one had ever told her?
Accept your inadequacy
Let this be a lesson for all other flatties out there: accept your inadequacy and stop trying to pretend that you have tits. Everyone knows that you are flat and you are only adding to the humiliation.
What do you think about this flatty? What do you think her tits look like? Share your thoughts and insults in the comments, as always. And check back soon to see her completely exposed and read about her humiliating threesome experience.