The five criteria of judging tits – what are your thoughts?

At the very beginning of this blog many years ago on tumblr, I just had one criterion to judge tits: their size.

Over time, this changed and I added two more: sagginess and nipples (which included areola.)

But now, after having conducted some scientific research on the importance of boob sizes and created a survey on breast size satisfaction, I have formalized the learnings from many years of humiliating flatties into five detailed criteria.

For this purpose, I have created a comprehensive guide with pictures from many of the flatties already exposed on here.

You can use it to judge your own tits – or those of your girlfriend, wife, or the beautiful woman with big boobs that stole away your boyfriend.

Share your thoughts and feedback: how do you judge boobs?

I would be happy to hear your feedback.

Let me know what you think about the guide, the flatties exposed in there or the criteria. Do you have any other criteria that you use, or do these five criteria capture everything?

If, after reading about the criteria and looking down to your chest, you begin thinking that your tits might be ugly and you want to find out if they actually are: now is the time to find out and get exposed online.

6 thoughts on “The five criteria of judging tits – what are your thoughts?

  1. Richard Giles

    I mostly judge breasts by how flat, then by the size of the nipples (not areolae), then by sagging (when not flat), followed by the areolae size and texture and symmetry.

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    1. smalltitshumiliation

      It’s better than being completely flat, but it’s still much worse than the real thing. If you’re an ugly flatty you’re an ugly flatty forever. You should get exposed on here to find out what people really think about your tits.

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