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The five criteria of judging tits – what are your thoughts?

At the very beginning of this blog many years ago on tumblr, I just had one criterion to judge tits: their size.

Over time, this changed and I added two more: sagginess and nipples (which included areola.)

But now, after having conducted some scientific research on the importance of boob sizes and created a survey on breast size satisfaction, I have formalized the learnings from many years of humiliating flatties into five detailed criteria.

For this purpose, I have created a comprehensive guide with pictures from many of the flatties already exposed on here.

You can use it to judge your own tits – or those of your girlfriend, wife, or the beautiful woman with big boobs that stole away your boyfriend.

Share your thoughts and feedback: how do you judge boobs?

I would be happy to hear your feedback.

Let me know what you think about the guide, the flatties exposed in there or the criteria. Do you have any other criteria that you use, or do these five criteria capture everything?

If, after reading about the criteria and looking down to your chest, you begin thinking that your tits might be ugly and you want to find out if they actually are: now is the time to find out and get exposed online.

38 Flat, hairy, disgusting gangbang whore

What is your bra size?
“UK 34A cup”

How old are you and where are you from?
“35 Scotland”

Do you wear push up bras or try to make your tits look bigger than they are?

“No I do not wear push ups”

When did you first realize that your tits are smaller than they should be?

“First realised they were tiny at Secondary School – I was nicknamed “Titless”. Once I was held so my school blouse could be unbuttoned, my bra lifted up so all could see I had nothing there!”

What is your most humiliating/embarrassing experience with your small tits?

“Most embarrassing thing was on a school trip being told to use the boys accommodation as I could not be a girl.”

Do you wish you had bigger tits?
“I have grown to accept the size they are!””

This disgusting, unshaved flattie prides itself on having been used by hundreds of men in countless gangbangs since university, to have been whored out for tiny amounts and to have swallowed more sperm and pee than most people drink water in a week. It is painful to even imagine the humiliation and degradation that it had to face to convince so many straight men to use a flat, boyish, hairy toy, when most would probably prefer using their hand to inserting their cocks into its dirty, ugly wholes.

To make matters worse, it’s not only unshaved and has a massive forrest on its cheap pussy, this wannabe whore even has hair coming out of its tiny mosquito bites.

The one good thing that can be said about it is that it has accepted its place, that it has realized that it is inferior to real women and that it lets men use and abuse it however they want. The only question that remains is: how long can it be used and abused before it completely breaks down?

31 Too ashamed to show her face

She is so ashamed of her flat chest that she has to hide her face when she is naked – she couldn’t stand seeing her own chest, and hasn’t looked at her naked body since high school, when she realized that she would always be flat and never a real woman.

But the truth is inescapable, and even if she doesn’t want to see it, it’s obvious to everyone else. Not even the strongest push-up bra can help her. She doesn’t have any tits. She is at the end of the bottom of the food chain, a totally useless and worthless piece of meat, to be used by whoever desires to use her. Being raped by a homeless person would be the biggest compliment she ever received in her life – but sadly for her, even that hasn’t happened yet, despite her regular prayers.

27 “My friends laughed at me in high school”

When did you realize that your “tits” are smaller than they should be?

“My friends laughed at me in high school when they realised I didn’t have a bra on, I thought I might be slightly smaller than a girl should be”

What is the most embarrassing/humiliating experience you ever had with your tiny “tits”?

At a small party, my male friend took of his shirt and it led to others calling for me to take off mine, and everyone compared us both (and it ended in having to “prove” I was actually a girl with showing a friend my entire naked body…)”

The only good thing that can be said about this ugly, titless flattie is that it is aware of its place and its lack of tits. It has even realized how undesirable it is, that nobody would ever want to fuck it and that there is therefore no need to shave its useless pussy.

When looking at such a flat, useless body, one doesn’t know if one should cry from disgust, or laugh, as this flatties friends have done, because a woman without tits just looks utterly ridiculous. It would be an insult to real women to call this flattie a woman – and no amount of getting naked or showing its entire body is going to change that.

17 Flat thing p(r)aying for attention

“Trying everything I can to make men want them”.

With her tiny tits she is so flat and unattractive that she has to resort to drastic measures to get attention from men and be seen as a sexual object. Yet with her tiny humps, no amount of money in the world can convince men to see her as a real woman. Most don’t even get hard because her upper body looks looks like a man’s body.

So in addition to paying ridiculous sums to men to fuck her and cum on her to build up her (rightfully) low self esteem, she has to allow each and every one of them to use and abuse her in whatever humiliating way they want – just so they can get hard and she can pretend that men want her because she looks like a real woman. If only the fantasy wasn’t so expensive for her – both financially and mentally. Because more often than not, the humiliating things they do with her destroy her self esteem even more.

16 Flattie in need of a boob job

It is a mystery how this hardly-an-a-cup-flattie can muster up the courage to go out in a bikini to work on its tan. There must be countless people who whisper about her behind her back. Every time she hears somebody laugh, chances are high that they are laughing at her; every time somebody glances at her, it’s most likely a glance of disgust.

Only after a boob job will she be able to wear a bikini without having to second guess every comment or glance, and without the terrible feeling of inadequacy and insecurity growing stronger every second.

The next time you see a flattie in a bikini, make sure you let them feel their inadequacy. Laugh at them, look at them with a mixture of pity and disgust, or, if you’re a woman with actual tits, squeeze them and make sure she becomes painfully aware of what she’s lacking.

10 Ridiculously flat chest

With her “tits”, she should avoid lying on her back at all costs. Even if she were on her knees leaning forward, gravity would not be of much help and her “tits” would be embarrassingly small. But in this position, they are absolutely non existent.

Her ridiculous chest is probably more arousing to homosexual than to heterosexual men. To avoid such a sad sight, she should be prohibited from lying in her back. And every misbehavior should be severely punished – with at least a hundred hits with an appropriate tool on her chest.

If her brain is as small as her tits, training her will be a challenging task. Intense pain, however, will likely make her compliant – hopefully before her chest is completely destroyed. Although then again, there is not much than can be “lost” anyway.

8 „do I have nice breasts?“

„Do I have nice breasts?“

Are you kidding me? What would be nice about your “breasts”? You hardly have any “breasts”. They are too small to deserve the name. Your areola and nipples are almost bigger than your “tits”. You should be ashamed of yourself and stop pretending that you are a real woman. You’re not.