Tag Archives: embarrassment

32 “Are my tits big enough?”

“Are my tits big enough?”

At first, I’d be inclined to say that your tits appear to be bigger than most on this blog, at least on the first picture. But upon closer inspection, a large part of that seems to be due to the lighting , your choice of bra and – at least on the second picture – due to your pushing up your “tits” with your arms.

But even more importantly, the fact that you are so insecure about your “tits” that you have to ask whether they are big enough speaks volumes about you. Clearly you have, through the course of your life, picked up upon the thousands and thousands of small glances, gestures, comments and almost indiscernible behaviors of men and real, busty women around you, who clearly seemed to think that your “tits” are inadequate.

You yourself seem to be convinced of that, too. Why else would you have to ask, and why else would you be too ashamed to show your naked tits, and hide them underneath a bra and with your arms? The answer is probably that you are not just ashamed of the size of your “tits”, but also of your areola, nipples, or sagginess. You poor, poor, worthless thing.

31 Too ashamed to show her face

She is so ashamed of her flat chest that she has to hide her face when she is naked – she couldn’t stand seeing her own chest, and hasn’t looked at her naked body since high school, when she realized that she would always be flat and never a real woman.

But the truth is inescapable, and even if she doesn’t want to see it, it’s obvious to everyone else. Not even the strongest push-up bra can help her. She doesn’t have any tits. She is at the end of the bottom of the food chain, a totally useless and worthless piece of meat, to be used by whoever desires to use her. Being raped by a homeless person would be the biggest compliment she ever received in her life – but sadly for her, even that hasn’t happened yet, despite her regular prayers.

29 Small and Saggy

The only thing worse than tiny tits are tiny hanging tits. But she shouldn’t be surprised. That’s what happens if you can’t wear bras because your tits are too small: even their almost insignificant weight is subject to gravity. The bad thing about having tiny tits isn’t just how inadequate you are, but that you become even more inadequate every single day, and that there is nothing you can do about it.

22 “Watering them to see if they’ll grow”

“Watering them to see if they’ll grow.”

This is really one of the most ridiculous and almost cute submissions. Life with her tiny tits must have been so terrible for her (like for all flatties) that she is now willing to do anything, however ridiculous or unlikely to work, for a tiny chance to finally make her tits grow. They stopped growing early on in high school: the girls started bullying because they realized she is inferior to them; the boys because she was the least attractive girl so they could abuse her and make of her without the risk of being too harsh and risking their chance to fuck her. With her flat chest, she simply had no choice.