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32 “Are my tits big enough?”

“Are my tits big enough?”

At first, I’d be inclined to say that your tits appear to be bigger than most on this blog, at least on the first picture. But upon closer inspection, a large part of that seems to be due to the lighting , your choice of bra and – at least on the second picture – due to your pushing up your “tits” with your arms.

But even more importantly, the fact that you are so insecure about your “tits” that you have to ask whether they are big enough speaks volumes about you. Clearly you have, through the course of your life, picked up upon the thousands and thousands of small glances, gestures, comments and almost indiscernible behaviors of men and real, busty women around you, who clearly seemed to think that your “tits” are inadequate.

You yourself seem to be convinced of that, too. Why else would you have to ask, and why else would you be too ashamed to show your naked tits, and hide them underneath a bra and with your arms? The answer is probably that you are not just ashamed of the size of your “tits”, but also of your areola, nipples, or sagginess. You poor, poor, worthless thing.

27 “My friends laughed at me in high school”

When did you realize that your “tits” are smaller than they should be?

“My friends laughed at me in high school when they realised I didn’t have a bra on, I thought I might be slightly smaller than a girl should be”

What is the most embarrassing/humiliating experience you ever had with your tiny “tits”?

At a small party, my male friend took of his shirt and it led to others calling for me to take off mine, and everyone compared us both (and it ended in having to “prove” I was actually a girl with showing a friend my entire naked body…)”

The only good thing that can be said about this ugly, titless flattie is that it is aware of its place and its lack of tits. It has even realized how undesirable it is, that nobody would ever want to fuck it and that there is therefore no need to shave its useless pussy.

When looking at such a flat, useless body, one doesn’t know if one should cry from disgust, or laugh, as this flatties friends have done, because a woman without tits just looks utterly ridiculous. It would be an insult to real women to call this flattie a woman – and no amount of getting naked or showing its entire body is going to change that.

26 “Everyone makes fun of them”

“Everyone makes fun of them.”

Rightfully so. If you’d flex your muscles, chances are your bicep would be bigger than your embarrassingly small tits. But it’s not enough if people make fun of your tits. They should punish them for having stopped growing at a time when real womens’ tits just got started. And you should encourage them to be as harsh as possible.

25 “Am I a real woman?”

“Am I a real woman? Would men desire this body?”

Don’t be ridiculous. If you have to ask, you know the answer. You have a nice, slim physique – but apart from that, Mother Nature wasn’t kind to you. The most desirable thing for men in a woman are tits, and all you have are two embarrassingly small humps with nipples on them. Only real women are allowed to wear bras, and you are certainly not a real woman. Your body can still be desirable for men: but only as a punching bag and an object to torture, not because they get aroused when seeing your flat chest.

16 Flattie in need of a boob job

It is a mystery how this hardly-an-a-cup-flattie can muster up the courage to go out in a bikini to work on its tan. There must be countless people who whisper about her behind her back. Every time she hears somebody laugh, chances are high that they are laughing at her; every time somebody glances at her, it’s most likely a glance of disgust.

Only after a boob job will she be able to wear a bikini without having to second guess every comment or glance, and without the terrible feeling of inadequacy and insecurity growing stronger every second.

The next time you see a flattie in a bikini, make sure you let them feel their inadequacy. Laugh at them, look at them with a mixture of pity and disgust, or, if you’re a woman with actual tits, squeeze them and make sure she becomes painfully aware of what she’s lacking.